I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the in... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy started because of a thumb's up I gave to Douglas Adams on his birthday as I said, "Happy 42."#OutBoastKanye"
"Networking is drinking the nectar of interconnectedness. And I’ve been drinking since noon, so I may need @ryanlilly to drive me home."
"Love may make you feel blue, love may make you feel green, and sometimes love may even make you feel turquoise or teal. Depression and envy get all the pretty shades of description, and I love that, but in a pink/purple kind of way."
"Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty."