More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I watered your memory every day to keep it alive, and after all this time it's like a tall cypress tree rooted deep in the St. John's River."
"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."
"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."