My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A circular table that spins around is a great way to make a romantic dinner for two with three people less awkward. I’ll pay for myself, I promise."
"Relax. Just be. And be just."
"A follow-up letter is best when not written on the back of a suicide note. Remember this next time you’re at a networking event, unless your new connection is a mortician."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"I love kiss whispers—kisspers. Loose lips are full of passionate secrets."