More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."
"As a sculptor, I prefer busts. As a lover of women, I prefer busts. And as a football enthusiast, I prefer Robert Griffin III."
"I meet people to know I’m not alone. I network like an astronaut on the moon."
"For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest."
"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."