The best part about being a writer is being able to communic... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The best part about being a writer is being able to communicate with people without moving my lips. The mouth is better used for kissing."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I wrote a thesis on love, and I wrote it in lipstick. Of course, I also got blood on the paper, because the lipstick was still attached to her cheating lips."
"My love burns for you like I’m an arsonist and marshmallows-on-sticks salesman. $2.99 each, or 5 for $10."
"A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it’s so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."