2 out of 4 numbers prefer being in the bottom 50 percent. Ha... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"2 out of 4 numbers prefer being in the bottom 50 percent. Half of all lovers also prefer being on the bottom."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I have rubbed shoulders with the rich, the powerful, and the armless. It’s how to network when handshakes aren’t an option."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."
"A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors."