More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."
"I’m more of a journalist than anyone in the mainstream media, and I write fiction. More than fiction, I write absurd nonsense surrealism, and my work has more truth."
"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."