"Money is not equal for all people. A strong personal brand adds more lift and leverage. One dollar from me may buy a soda from a car dealership, but one dollar from Justin Bieber may get him a Ferrari. And they'd pay him to drive away."
"I don’t kind of like to be kind and like you—I love to be kind and love you."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future."
"I'm here at The Container Store looking for something large enough to hold all my love for her. It's a flood, so I hope they sell Shipping Container Ships."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."