More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When I win, it’s because I’m skilled. When I lose, it’s because my opponent is lucky. But when I fall in love, it’s because I’m lucky and she’s skilled."
"My heartbeat is a pulse, and it pumps out sonic vibrations that resonate with her mind as she lays her head on my chest. Listen silently and you can hear the frequency of love."
"Wherever there’s a gathering of people, there is networking going on. My favorite place to network is the cemetery."
"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"
"Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff."