More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it’s time to let some laundry into your life."
"I'm here at The Container Store looking for something large enough to hold all my love for her. It's a flood, so I hope they sell Shipping Container Ships."
"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"I should combine a car bumper with a belt, for a fashion accessory that’s safe for office romances. Powdered love poetry sold separately."