More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Hide things everywhere. Forget about them. Find them randomly and feel surprised like a pirate finding buried treasure. Avoid scurvy. Love more."
"Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"The wind is my favorite color. It reminds me of the love she painted on my life as she blew past me."
"Taking a break. Been working solid for the last few hours, as opposed to working liquid, which is more drinkable. Can I pour you a glass of productivity?"