The decision to empty my mind was a no-brainer. - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
"The decision to empty my mind was a no-brainer."
"The decision to empty my mind was a no-brainer."
"I wouldn’t even be the “world’s sexiest man” if the planet were populated entirely by my clones."
"I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the mashed potatoes in my pocket."
"I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now."
"Webster’s—the original high definition entertainment."
"Insider trading is a serious crime. Do you know what the penalty for doing it is? Nothing, if you’re a member of Congress."