The decision to empty my mind was a no-brainer. - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"The decision to empty my mind was a no-brainer."

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"I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the mashed potatoes in my pocket."
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