You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"Do I own my soul, or would two of my clones?"

"It’s not: I jumped in, and it was cold. No. It was cold, and I jumped in. Always arrange a sentence so you appear to be fearless, when in fact you are far less than fearless—you are clueless."

"When push comes to shove, I’m going to figure out that this door needs to be pulled to be opened."

"One thing I often get carried away with is piggyback rides."

"If we make it out of this alive, I’ll kill you. So you have that to look forward to."