More quotes by Mark Twain

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"
"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."
"Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it."