Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influen... - Mark Twain

"Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else."

"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."

"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."

"The lack of money is the root of all evil."

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"