We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your dining room table can walk, it’s best to eat while sitting in wheelchairs."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"Losing your mind is preferable to losing your woman, because if you lose your woman you will also lose your mind, and then you’re left with nothing."
"The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow. My love is so fluid I’ll bet drinking it would give you the gift of flight."
"I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy."