More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"This Valentine’s Day rent a poem for your loved. They come in three sizes—small, medium, and romantic. Free refills available to Premium Members."
"Hide things everywhere. Forget about them. Find them randomly and feel surprised like a pirate finding buried treasure. Avoid scurvy. Love more."
"You get used to success and you start to expect it—and that’s when you fail. Luckily for me, I can’t possibly fail, precisely because I always fail."
"Last time I had sex I was so good I got a standing ovation. Well, actually, I just got the clap."
"75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive."