More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you own the most profitable manure distribution warehouse in the world, you might not like the smell of success."
"I realize all guys have thorns. But I am a rose, and she chose a cactus over me. I wish her luck with her dry, desert-like existence with him."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"Instead of sidewalks, why not sideruns? After all, the pace of life is faster than it has ever been, so I think our infrastructure’s nomenclature should reflect that."