My name represents me, but it’s not who I am. It’s just a co... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Some people grow cotton, while I have a t-shirt farm. The rainy season is when I get the most visitors."

"Her love is more aww than awe, and even if were awesome, I want aweall, not merely some awe. I’m greedy for the amazing."

"Reading makes you ready for the world. A man who doesn’t read is a man who is easily deceived. You must find that man and make him sign a contract, and you must do it before Satan does. Trust me, the profits are HUGE!"

"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."

"I'm here at The Container Store looking for something large enough to hold all my love for her. It's a flood, so I hope they sell Shipping Container Ships."