"The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future."
"Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating."
"You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith."
"There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account."
"When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be."
"..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you."