More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with."
"Once a Ponce a time she made me feel like a conquistador. Now her memory is just a breeze seen in swaying Spanish moss."
"She makes my heart melt. There is a limited supply of sips, so grab a straw and start slurping while you can."
"William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit?"
"Trying to hide my feelings to avoid getting hurt just ends up hurting not only myself—but also the person I am hiding my feelings from."