More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
"I’ve spent a lifetime learning to love—the lifetime of a chameleon. But hey, I’ve learned a lot in the last year, though you couldn’t tell because I camouflage my feelings."
"Reading makes you ready for the world. A man who doesn’t read is a man who is easily deceived. You must find that man and make him sign a contract, and you must do it before Satan does. Trust me, the profits are HUGE!"
"For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest."