More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"Let’s be romantic and dance in the rain. I’ll prove my feelings for you by bringing an umbrella, because I’m drowning in my love for you."
"If you have a broken heart, I’d like to fix it. Repairs start at just $69. Special delivery charges may apply."
"It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage."