More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"As a rule of thumb, hitchhiking is no fun. If you’re going to stand around waiting to move, you may as well get paid to hold a pawnshop sign."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance."