More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you need me I’ll be sitting over there, on the ground, next to the empty chair. The emptiness always reminds me of your love."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that."
"I mined my mind, and I found no love. My heart is where excavation yields gold, and if you dig me as much as I dig you, we can both get rich."
"We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you date a tornado. Hold on, I have to stop tweeting for a bit because Kansas keeps calling."