The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."
"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."
"The salesman said the sale was happening because all the gizmos in the store had to be liquidated. It was a lot of solidfluid, and I would have bought something, but the only thing I was thirsty for was her love."
"Trees shaped like deer should not be ridden like benches if they get stuck up in other trees. No hunting farming allowed. Fishing only."
"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."
"Trying to remember a dream from a decade ago is like trying to catch fog in a coffee filter. I could subsist on morning mist."
"For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were."