More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."
"You haven’t seen nothing until you’ve seen zero. You also haven’t seen nothing until you’ve seen all the love I have for politicians."
"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"
"We had a lavender kind of love, so soothing and smooth, and if I could bottle up what we had, you'd want it all over your body."
"On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57."