Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. I can only count using eight, because I’m too busy using my middle fingers to tell the politicians how much I love them."

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