The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happine... - Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

"When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important."

"It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success."

"Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen."

"My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada."

"Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer."