I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet,... - Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

"It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success."

"My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada."

"Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself. Happiness comes from within. You have the power to change your own mindset so that all the negative, horrible thoughts that try to invade your psyche are replaced with happy, positive, wonderful thoughts."

"True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass."

"Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer."