The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have,... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sauce will be free, but removing it out of your clothes will cost you."
"I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?"
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"Before the NSA there was the Catholic Church. What is confessional if not a place to gather secrets? No wonder the church had all the power."
"When you’re embarrassed, you turn red. When I blush, I turn plaid. I network at kilt conventions, so even if I say something awkward I still look cool."