More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present."
"Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thing,” as I point with my pointy finger."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"Every day I think today could be my last day. My only fear is dying without telling her I love her one more time. All I pray for is one more time."