More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I sip my coffee like I fall in love—alone in a field of flowers, writing poetry for the mailman, who delivers love letters, but never gets any."
"Her dancing inspires me to move. I used to be like a statue, and now I am more like a mannequin. So much more fashionable, you know?"
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"I’ve got a nice racket going. I make tennis ball swatters. My favorite score is love all. That’s also how I live my life."
"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."