More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an evening, I have one left in stock. That one is me, and I am on sale ‘til Tuesday at two."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."
"My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of coffee in one cup of sugar. It was just overflowing with an awakening of my soul."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."