I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy."
"Don’t ever let the sun set on our love. Not even if it’s so gorgeous it’d make a great postcard. $1.99, if interested."
"My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long."
"I held her gaze as I held her in my arms. With all that holding I couldn’t hold on to the moment, and it slipped past me into the lonely past."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."