I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
"Midnight is Hellen-Kelleresque, so if you ask me if I’m seeing anybody, I’ll ask you what time it is. Answers are always between 12:01 AM to 11:59 PM."
"I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy."
"I like knocking on strangers’ doors, and when they answer and say hello, I respond, “I have returned, as prophesied.” Then I just stand there staring at them."