I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"I don’t remember my birth. I guess I got dementia at a young age."
"Professional wrestling is a lot like cuddling, I thought as I hugged a tree. As far as lumberjacks go, I’m slow, but when the tree finally falls for me, it falls hard."
"I am an orange construction cone, and I say to you, “Caution.” This is my advice for love—and for driving while blindfolded, which is safer than love."
"Only a fool tells people that only fools buy gold. In the coming future, I’d rather have fool’s gold than dollar bills. Ask Zimbabwe."
"My currency is kindness, and while there are no ATMs that dispense it, it’s also not accepted or recognized at strip clubs."