More quotes by Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

"Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something"
"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them."
"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."
"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them"
"Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has been carried on for hundreds of years, but that doesn't mean we should all attack ships and steal their gold."