There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to... - Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

"It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches."

"It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing."

"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf."

"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them."

"A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them."