Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes... - Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."

"A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them."

"Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has been carried on for hundreds of years, but that doesn't mean we should all attack ships and steal their gold."

"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf."

"Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something"