Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes... - Lemony Snicket, Horseradish
"Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator."
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"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."