Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hidin... - Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

"There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself."

"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."

"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them."

"There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself."

"Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator."