More quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

"There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."
"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had finished with him, and would be obliged if somebody would come and sweep him up."
"He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom."
"One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time being has slipped my mind, which hits off admirably this age-old situation."