More quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose."
"As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight."
"He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more."
"One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time being has slipped my mind, which hits off admirably this age-old situation."