There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"If I were hairy, would you vacuum my chest before we made love? I’d probably have enough chip crumbs in it to feed the homeless, because I’m a charitable kind of guy."
"A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky."
"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"If I could store any character quality in a cookie jar, I’d store patience. Chocolate-chip patience cookies. And I’d eat them all at one sitting."
"Meatloaf is meatloaf is not a true statement. You can have gravy on top, ketchup on top, and don’t forget you can also have love on top--however, you must understand that I would do anything, but I won’t do that."