A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love."
"A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Your personal brand should be like water: not only clear, but transparent to the public. People thirst for that, and they will drink you up."
"My love is powdered sunshine. Just add water. (Warning: Do NOT attempt to snort it or distribute as a healthy cocaine substitute.)"
"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."
"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."
"Relationships are like water. If you grab tight, clamping and clenching to gain control, you’ll lose it all. Instead, cup your hand gently, so she feels free to drink until her thirst is quenched."