A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
"I once tried to light a joint with a fire ant, but what did I know? I was high on glue and in the third grade, just like grandpa."
"Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving a gift which you did not have to pay for."