A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time."
"Instead of sidewalks, why not sideruns? After all, the pace of life is faster than it has ever been, so I think our infrastructure’s nomenclature should reflect that."