There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, e... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead of bathing suits we’ll wear Ziploc bags while we make love like we’re feeding the homeless."
"I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."