There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, e... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The heart sees what the eyes do not, and the heart hears what the ears cannot. Sight and sound are vibrations, and so is love."
"Of all sports, wrestling is the most like cuddling. I’m all sweaty because I’m training hard to show her how much I love her."
"I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's right, my love is interdimensional, and my vortex will heal your body and soul."
"My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater, meeting cat ladies on Tinder, and voting for either Democrat or Republican every four years. You could say I am a torture enthusiast."
"I walked to work. I paced up and down the bus looking for a seat. Next time I walk to work I’m getting on my treadmill."