The clouds are like marble in the sky, and I just want to ma... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The clouds are like marble in the sky, and I just want to make a kitchen counter out of the atmosphere. I can cook like a flock of birds."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Reading makes you ready for the world. A man who doesn’t read is a man who is easily deceived. You must find that man and make him sign a contract, and you must do it before Satan does. Trust me, the profits are HUGE!"
"01210 is a pyramid, & worms move like handicapped snakes. My dream belongs in a wheelchair, because I just spilled coffee all over my sleep."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"I lost interest in her because she said the wrong thing. She said nothing."