More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"My girlfriend just bought me a portable toaster. And my birthday’s coming up, so I’m half expecting her to buy me a portable bathtub to go along with it."
"My goal is to be as forgiving as a man with amnesia, but love as if I remember and cherish all the things you do that make me smile."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."