More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"
"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
"What’s the point of being the first to arrive? Nobody is there to witness your commitment."
"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."