There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, e... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
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More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I restrain myself from following orders—especially restraining orders. I’d like to remind my dad that my love is longer than 500 feet."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."
"Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner. I'm a bring my own chaser kind of lover."
"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."