More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I have the superhero gift of invisibility. I must be invisible, because the woman I love doesn’t see me. I might as well be into Helen Keller."
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."
"I made a cauldron of coffee, and I was thinking we could chug it and then teach each other how to dance by using the bottom of a floating canoe as a ballroom."
"I held her gaze as I held her in my arms. With all that holding I couldn’t hold on to the moment, and it slipped past me into the lonely past."
"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."