More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More