More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More