Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."