Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."