Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up."

"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."

"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."