Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"