"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
"Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of another person."
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."