"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."
"You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car."