"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"The race is long, and I am sprinting. If I ever see her again, I’ll probably be too out of breath to tell her I love her."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."