To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a litt... - Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

"To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right?"

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"To be the only one who knows is lonely. No wonder Solomon, the wisest man, needed 900 concubines."