To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a litt... - Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

"I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right?"

"To be the only one who knows is lonely. No wonder Solomon, the wisest man, needed 900 concubines."

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"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."