It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let t... - Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."

"Success breeds slackery. And I breed in the backery of the bakery."

"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."

"To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse."

"To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse."