It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let t... - Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."

"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."

"Success breeds slackery. And I breed in the backery of the bakery."

"When you're here, I'm there for you. And when you're there, I'm here for you."

"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."