More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also made by hand, and I stood there clapping the whole time the carpenter was making my cabinet."
"I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?"
"Once a Ponce a time she made me feel like a conquistador. Now her memory is just a breeze seen in swaying Spanish moss."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"Relationships are like water. If you grab tight, clamping and clenching to gain control, you’ll lose it all. Instead, cup your hand gently, so she feels free to drink until her thirst is quenched."