More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."