More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too."
"The sun rose and tinted the sky rose, that floral red teeming with romance, and it filtered in thoughts of the love I used to have for her."
"For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were."
"Do you want some fresh tomato soup to go? I’ll put it in a mesh strainer. Oh, if only love were as easy to contain as soup in a strainer."
"If two heads are better than one, then what about double chins? On that note, I will help myself to seconds."