More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My girlfriend just bought me a portable toaster. And my birthday’s coming up, so I’m half expecting her to buy me a portable bathtub to go along with it."
"When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with."
"Opportunity is not your opponent—it is your ally, but it’s hard to see that because opportunity is often camouflaged and hidden among danger and chaos."
"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."
"When you give everything and expect nothing in return, only then will you be in a position to gain anything. When you love loving, you give because giving is getting. Giving is a gift unto itself, and when you realize this you understand that you can’t network if you can’t love."