To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You c... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a one-time heist. This theft will take every minute of the rest of your life."
"The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow. My love is so fluid I’ll bet drinking it would give you the gift of flight."
"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. I can only count using eight, because I’m too busy using my middle fingers to tell the politicians how much I love them."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."