More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"
"Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead of bathing suits we’ll wear Ziploc bags while we make love like we’re feeding the homeless."
"I'm here at The Container Store looking for something large enough to hold all my love for her. It's a flood, so I hope they sell Shipping Container Ships."
"Nine out of ten politicians are thieves. The tenth politician is a liar, and the one who conducted the survey."
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."